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From Jeanette Winterson’s Boating for Beginners: “Besides, Mrs. Munde wanted to talk about the Hallelujah Hamburger.”

From Michael Chabon’s Mysteries of Pittsburgh: “…she was intent on fooling with her piles of books and did not glance up.”

From Daniel H. Wilson, Ph.D.’s Where’s My Jetpack?: “…rising straight up into the air like a helicopter for a vertical takeoff.”

Antonio whispers in his ear, “If you don’t mind, I really prefer being on top.”

-Miguel Syjuco’s “Ilustrado”

Although the foo(int I) mehod in class B might appear to be an implementation of the superclass’ abstract method, it is simply an overloaded method (a method using the same identifier, but different arguments), so it doesn’t fulfill the requirements for implementing the superclass’ abstract method.

- Sun Certified Programmer for Java 6 Study Guide

 My bloglog is a social blog-sharing network owned by Yahoo! that allows your blog to be exposed instantly to an existing audience of other bloggers who are already part of the network. - 301 Ways To Use Social Media To Boost Your Marketing, Catherine Parker

A human penis seen in cross section about the lvel of the fly looks like a fly’s head with two large cavernous eyes and a spongy mouth. 

- Clinical Anatomy made ridiculously simple. 2nd edition. Fuck yeah. 

(Source: loveclaire)